What’s happening here, then? Have I splashed some water on my screen?
Does your phone do that?
You’re getting shaved and sending a text message at the same time. You splash some water on the screen. Hey presto! There’s a little prism of light. A rainbow. Richard Of York Got Bathed In Vinegar. Or is that showing my age? Poor old Rich could probably sue these days…
Wipe it with a towel and you’re back to normal.
Ah, you’ve cut yourself. Serves you right. Everyone knows you can’t get shaved and send a text message at the same time…
So there I am. Wednesday afternoon. Tapping away. And the bottom left hand corner of my screen is distorted…
I can’t see it. Ah, I can if I move my head. But then my notebook starts shimmering.
There must be some water on my glasses. God knows how but that’s the only possible explanation.
Odd though… They’ve never refracted light like this before.
Glasses off. Vigorous polish. Back on. Job done.
Or maybe not.
In fact… it’s getting bigger.
I close my eyes. There’s a very clear shape.
It’s a hexagon, with jagged edges. Except someone’s taken a bite out of the upper right side. Like the Apple logo. Exactly like that.
And the damn hexagon is still shimmering. Laptop screen, notebook, bookcase. Whatever I look at, it shimmers.
For some reason I get up walk into the kitchen. Toaster, kettle, Marge Simpson fridge magnet. Yep, all shimmering.
I finally work out what’s happening. It’s a migraine. Ocular migraine, according to Mr Google and the one half of the screen I can see. Apparently the nerve endings in my visual cortex have got themselves excited.
On a wet Wednesday afternoon in lockdown? I wish they’d share it with me…
‘Where’s Dad?’ I’d ask as a teenager.
‘He’s in bed. He’s got a migraine.’
But I was lucky, the gene skipped a generation. It landed fairly and squarely on my youngest son (sorry, Alex) but it missed me. Cue guilt trip…
Or maybe Alex caught it from his mum. Every so often my beloved takes to her bed, complaining about ‘black holes’ in her vision – and I sympathise without really knowing what I’m sympathising with.
Or I did. Now I know. Google tells me the Shimmering Hexagon of Doom will hang around for half an hour. Then it clocks off and its mate the headache comes on duty.
That’s what happened. In a rare flash of common sense I was in bed by the time they swapped shifts.
24 hours later I was back. Still feeling out to lunch but well enough to tiptoe back online. I exchanged symptoms with some virtual pals.
Flashing lights and violent headaches, one wrote.
Like having your own personal fireworks display
What pins and needles would look like if you could see them
Looks like I got off lightly…
‘Too much time spent staring at a laptop’ was the most common diagnosis. ‘Stress’ ranked highly.
Mine were definitely caused by stress, my friend Rosaline wrote. But I divorced my husband and that got rid of them.
According to Gina, I think of the shape I see as a Patronus. You know, like in Harry Potter.
Blimey, there’s a breakthrough in medical science. The shape you see when you’re having a migraine is your very own Patronus. Harry Potter’s Patronus is a stag. Dumbledore’s is a phoenix.
Mine is a wobbly hexagon someone’s taken a bite out of.
Yep, that sounds about right…
THE SCARS DON’T SHOW
Michael Brady is willing to risk it all
His career, the woman he loves, even his life
For the man who nearly killed him…
‘The Scars Don’t Show’ is the first Michael Brady Short Read. Books you can read in an evening. It will be published in March: you can pre-order it here https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B08WPM8WXS